C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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