see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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