I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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