Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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