after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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