She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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