even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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