your parents love me but you hate me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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