I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you will always have a special place in my vag
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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