Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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