It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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