im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it's not cheating when I paid for it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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