You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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