hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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