I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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