I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do vagina's smell?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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