I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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