Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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