Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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