I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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