haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm experimenting with sincerity
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
