i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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