I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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