what if I'm pregnant?
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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