youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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