A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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