All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize