I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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