i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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