Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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