Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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