he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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