i already hear my dad disowning me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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