im about as happy as oj after his trial
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just cropdusted the office
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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