I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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