would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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