I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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