even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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