why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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