Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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