it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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