I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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