turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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