He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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