I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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