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penguin condom
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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