He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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