come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.