Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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