Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.