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(480): View more from Arizona

I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

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oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

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(480): I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy? (408): oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no http://tfl.nu/w6ll

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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...

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(407): Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you... http://tfl.nu/kmbk

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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.

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Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.

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(850): Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now. (1-850): Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel. http://tfl.nu/j1ot

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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.

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(404): Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating. http://tfl.nu/1th0

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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do

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(920): Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do http://tfl.nu/w5tc

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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

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(267): dibs on John Mayer's hood pass http://tfl.nu/rqbz

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This dude is being a total douche

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Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps

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(713): This dude is being a total douche (832): Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps http://tfl.nu/sy46

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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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(414): Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch. http://tfl.nu/js8y

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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.

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(918): he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy. http://tfl.nu/so4p

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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...

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(801): If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy... http://tfl.nu/s54g

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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game

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(919): she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game http://tfl.nu/obaf

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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness

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(503): He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness http://tfl.nu/9fad

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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?

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(508): I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself? http://tfl.nu/e252

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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.

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(814): Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds. http://tfl.nu/uh0q

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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.

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(786): tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected. http://tfl.nu/x54o

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