You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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