Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
