Its about making memories worth repressing
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Drake has all the answers
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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