I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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