you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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