..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome