dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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