I must be too annoying 4 u.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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