You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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